Marriage jokes

 jokes about marriage that are slightly more pleasant than marriage.
1. Why are you incomplete until you get married?

Because after marriage, you're finished.

2. A little girl asked her mother how much it cost to get married.

Her mom said, "I don't know, sweetheart, I'm still paying for it."

3. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

4. How do you know when you're at a redneck wedding?

All the guests are sitting on the same side of the aisle.

5. How do you get a man to repair something around the house?

Tell him he's too old to for it.