jokes about marriage that are slightly more pleasant than marriage.
6. What's the secret to a happy marriage?
No one knows—that's why it's a secret.
7. Why caused a woman not to talk to her mother-in-law for 18 months?
She didn't want to interrupt her.
8. Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask for directions.
9. What's the most effective way for someone to remember an anniversary?
Forget it once.
10. Why should you avoid marrying a tennis player?
Because "love" means nothing to them.
11. How are marriages like your lazy friends?
Most of them don't work out.
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