12. What's the difference between getting married and getting circumcised?
When you get married, they make you keep the whole prick.
13. Why is love never having to say your sorry?
Because you'll never get a word in edgewise.
14. What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
Your wife, if you're lucky.
15. Why did the bride cry when she saw her wedding cake?
Because the cake is in tiers.
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