Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Why can’t humans hear a dog whistle? – Because dogs can’t whistle.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
– I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a dead fly? – A flew.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”
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