a dog with no legs

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? 
– Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
 "I get to work with animals all day"
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"  
He- “I’m a butcher.”


What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.

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