Short and Funny Marriage Jokes

A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.“

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A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?”

The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”

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What's the difference between a bachelor and a married man? Bachelor comes home, checks out what's in the fridge & goes to bed. 
Married man comes home, checks out what's in 
the bed & goes to the fridge.  



Mommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?
 
Because there’s a wedding going on.
 
But isn’t the horn a warning signal, Mommy?
 
Exactly, son.