A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”
His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy nods and then says, “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”
An elderly couple talk in the evening:
“Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at
you so often.
How do you manage to stay so calm with my
foul moods?”
“I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.”
“And that helps?”
“Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”
Honey, do you think I gained weight?
No, I think the living room got smaller.
Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary?
-A trip to Thailand?
- Wow, that’s awesome, and for our 50th anniversary?
-Then I pick you up again.
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