Marriage Jokes

At a medical check-up:

Do you do dangerous sports?

Well, sometimes I talk back at my wife.

Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. 
In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.



Q: Why did God create Adam first and Eve as second? 
 
A: Because he wasn’t interested in listening to anyone telling him how to make Adam.



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