Marriage Jokes

I haven’t spoken a word to my wife in years. 
She hates to be interrupted.“


85% of married life consists of yelling "what?" from the other side of the house.


“What the hell, are you insane?!”

„What? Why? I thought we agreed we’re going to throw our sorrows overboard on this Caribbean cruise!”

“Yes, Roger, but this was my mother!”

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