A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a CricketMatch.
All were busy in writing except one Boy.
When the teacher asked him for the reason..
and saw the paper..
in the paper He Wrote as
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH
Sardu G at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible
looking' thing is what you call a modern Art?"
Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. That's a mirror!"
A Sardu G goes to Doctor and says:
Sardu G: Doctor, I feel swear pain when i touch
my body anywhere.
Doctor x-rays entire body and find that the Sardu G's
finger is fractured.
Two sardus were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardu1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
sardu 2 : Don't worry, I have one more in the Dicky.
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