Sardu got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her
& said :
"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"
"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."
Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"
2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you."
Paki:"What if I get 6?"
Sardar:"You'll have to play again."
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