MANAGER !

Sardu got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her 

& said :

"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"



"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."

Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"


2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you."

Paki:"What if I get 6?"

Sardar:"You'll have to play again."

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