Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
Sardar and his wife went for divorce.
Judge : U have 3 kids .How will u divide them?
Sardar : will come next year with 1 more . so that it will be easy for u 2 divide..
Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes
Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks
Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his.
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