Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti So Sardu writes,
"Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.''
Manager asked to sardu at an interview : Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -
P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
"Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardu: "No, who wrote it?"
Sardu ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
TO LOSE WEIGHT...
The doctor told Sardu that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Sardu called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm2400 kms from home."
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