Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!"
"Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"
I used to believe that the brain was the most
important organ.
But then I thought, hey, look who’s telling me that.
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