Funny DAD Jokes
- Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
- “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.”
- What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
- How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.
- Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
- What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles
- I’m on a seafood diet… I see food and I eat it.
- A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”
- : Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.
- What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
- I knew I shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now I’m feeling a little… Eel
- What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
- Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.
- Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
- Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
- What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.
- Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
- “Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”
- Dad I’m hungry … “Hi hungry” I’m dad
- When phone ringing Dad says ‘If it’s for me don’t answer it.
- “I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’”
- Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!