Marriage PJs .......

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.


Wives are like grenades… – Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!

 Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.


” My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

Two men were talking about their wives

The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”