Wives are like grenades… – Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.
” My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
Two men were talking about their wives
The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
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