Marriage Jokes

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, ¨You look like a million pounds!¨ The wife divorced him.

What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?

A widow.

Women are like Tornadoes

They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.

“Dad, how do stars die?” – “Usually an overdose.”