Love & Marriage

You want to hear some marriage jokes?

Don’t worry it’s just a couple.

My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

Why are wives also called a housekeeper? Because after the divorce, they keep the house.

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy “What’s going on here!?” He exclaims. The wife replies “See, I told you he was stupid.”