"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
The woman remarks, “You know, you look totally like my third husband!”
The man is startled and asks, “Really, Laura,
how many times have you been married?!”
“Twice.”
A woman says, I don’t know what he’s complaining about. I made him a millionaire!
And what was he before?
A billionaire.
A man sits in a restaurant and cries.
The waiter comes and asks what happened.
The man replies: “My wife told me that she wouldn’t talk to me for a month.”
The waiter replies, “Oh no, that’s horrible!”
Man: “Yes!!! (Sobs) Today that month is over.”
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