San & Tan

Once upon a time Santa and Banta  were walking 
        towards each other on a country road.
 
  Santa  was carrying a burlap bag over his shoulder. 
"Oye Sante" Banta drawled, "what's in the bag?" 
        "Chickens," was the reply.         
Banta: "If I guess how many, can I have one?"
 
        Santa: "You can have both of them." 
        Banta: "OK,let's see, Five?" 

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