Husband: Shall we make a nice weekend for
each other, honey?”
Wife: “Oh, that would be lovely, Georgie!”
Husband: “Fantastic! Well, see you Monday.”
Q. What do bacon and wives have in common?
A. They both look, smell and taste fantastic; they both also kill you slowly.
Men perfectly understand other people. Provided those other people are men.
A real man always accompanies his wife to the train station when she leaves. What other way to make sure she’s actually gone?
Q. Why do men so often die before their wives do?
Because they want to
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