Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open.
Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work, then gently with a hammer.”
15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Oh no, I think the laptop is now totally gone.”
Judge: Why on Earth did you hit your husband with a chair?
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Wife: Because the table was too heavy.
The most successful wives don’t just randomly select their husbands. They pick them. Clean to the bone.
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