Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling!
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron!
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
“Here come the elephants!”
Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
“Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)
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