"If I’d known you were this poor, I’d never have
married you."
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"Don’t pretend I didn’t warn you! How many times
did I tell you that you’re everything I have?"
Girl: One day I will marry. A lot of men will be sad
that day.
Boy: Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?
Life hack: Hold your wife’s hand in the shopping mall.
If you don’t, she might start shopping.
For her it is romantic; for you it is economical.
I felt incomplete until I married you.
Now I’m finished.
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